The real life adventures, misadventures, transcontinental adventures and pure "EH?" moments of a middle-aged woman and her traveling companions.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Hick From Da Sticks
When I was younger, I kept thinking that there would be some magical time when I would suddenly feel "grown up." When I would look like the beautiful women looked on Hugh Hefner's "Playboy After Dark," (the network version, not the cable version), I would go to cocktail parties and drink martinis and engage in social banter. I'd wear little black dresses with pearls and black shoes with stiletto high heels. And bright red lipstick. And I would feel like an adult woman.
I am still waiting for that day.
My hair never did turn blonde, nor did it ever straighten out enough to put into a beehive. Nobody I hung out with ever had a cocktail party, and the one martini I drank tasted like rubbing alcohol. The olive was the best part. When I go to a party, I don't feel like I'm bantering, I feel socially inept. Little black dress? I don't think so - I'd look like a black light bulb. And as for the heels - I can't even do little heels without falling off of them.
Bright red lipstick - can't seem to stay in the lines coloring on that one. Looks like a little girl got hold of Mommy's makeup. Pretty horrifying.
So I don't know why I thought that I'd be able to walk into Neiman-Marcus and look anything like other than what I am. A good old gal from Minnesota, doncha know. I did have it in my mind that I was going to treat myself and buy a purse for myself. Until I got a gander at what the purse prices were. I suppose I should have done some research first. And should have remembered that it has been years, absolute YEARS, since I have paid full price for a purse (thank you very much, various thrift stores!) So I figured that $40 for a purse was really going to be living large!
I will now pause for a moment to let the laughter die down.
$40 can't even get you a coin purse at NM. I never knew that purses are being manufactured that actually cost over $1000! And probably even more!
So I wandered around the store, trying to find a place that had some doo-dad that wasn't too terribly expensive when I happened upon the candy shop. Thank goodness! Got myself a sequined Easter Egg. And George some chocolate. And Matt some imported chocolate.
And the Candy Shop Lady was kind enough to give me a shitload of NM boxes and such for presents. What I'm going to do with them, I don't know, but it was nice of her! Even though she did say it was obvious I was a tourist.........
sheesh
I did feel better when my friend Carol said the letters at the store actually stand for "Needless Markup."
Also felt MUCH better that evening when my friends and I met for dinner at the Dallas Chop House. At first I was afraid it was going to be a high brow, frou frou place, but our waitress turned out to be very down to earth and nice. I have always wanted to try steak tartare, so I did, dammit. And I found out that my palate is not very adventurous, thank you very much. It looked like uncooked meatloaf and tasted something worse. But now I can cross that off my Bucket List of things to do before I die.
The rest of the meal was superb! Steaks one could cut with a fork, huge mushrooms, gigantic potatoes. Yum, yum!
I had to say farewell to my buddies already (their conference was done the next day and they were flying right out), but it sure was nice to spend a little bit of time with them! Hope to be able to do it again! With or without steak!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
And Some Still Insist It Never Happened
Anyone who knows me, even slightly, knows of my passion for World War II. Particularly Europe, and most especially Germany, both in the period between WW I and WW II and just after WW II. I have come across many theories trying to explain how it was that a civilized culture like the Germans could have turned into the murderous thugs they became during the war. But they are, and will always remain, just that - theories. It will always remain something of a mystery.
I believe in reincarnation. Even though I think the Catholic Church frowns upon that sort of thing, I just believe in my soul that I have been on this earth before, and I will be on this earth again, until I learn those things that God wants me to learn in order to be able to stay with Him in eternity (there is my own little half-baked theology, right or wrong! Buddhism, Lutherinism, Catholicism, Lynnieism!). My fascination with World War II is because, I believe, my last time on earth must have been during that time, living in that place. And I must have been Jewish.
Of all the places in the world for such a place to be, Dallas has a Holocaust Museum. http://www.dallasholocaustmuseum.org/
And this was the day I participated in it.
Perhaps all museums do this now, but I really liked what they did here. They hand you a set of headphones and a small player. There are pictures and artifacts, like in a regular museum, with numbers by them. You enter the number into the player and it talks about what you are looking at. Much more informative than just reading the picture captions for yourself.
This museum is not huge. So instead of trying to cram a bunch of stuff into a small space, they instead decided to focus on just one day - April 19, 1943 - and the behaviors of bystanders to the Holocaust. They highlight three different events: 3 young men attacked a train bound for Auschwitz, the residents of the Warsaw Ghetto rose up in revolt against their Nazi oppressors, and delegates from Britain and America were meeting in Bermuda to ultimately decide that they were going to do nothing to help the Jews of Europe.
The museum was begun by Dallas residents who had survived the Holocaust. What moved me so much about it is that it is not just a recitation of all the horrors done in the name of the Nazi state, but concentrates instead on the morality of what WAS and what WAS NOT done by governments and ordinary citizens. The exhibits ask you to question what you would have done, and to become an "Upstander," or one who stands up for what they know to be moral and right. If there would have been more Upstanders during that time, the Holocaust could never have happened.
Of course, I've come across this idea before, but it never made such an impact on me. Being a visually oriented person, it was probably seeing in person things that I had just read about before. I began to cry when I saw and touched the rail car that had actually been used to transport Jews to their deaths, and I continued to cry when I saw the concentration camp uniform, the hundreds of rings taken from their owners before their murders, the stack of eyeglasses no longer needed.
I cried through the entire museum.
And, at the end of it all, I cried at each name that is memorialized. Those who perished, and those who are still among us. But who will soon be reunited with their loved ones.
We were fortunate enough to have a survivor talk with us. She was not in one of the death camps - her mother was able to get she and her brother out of Germany just in the nick of time. But her testimony was still chilling. She was a young child when they left, but she still remembers the sound of the SS man's boots as he came striding through their train compartment checking papers - she said that she didn't know what it was about them, but once you heard the sound of those boots you never forgot it. And the way she said it, sent a cold chill down my spine.
My original plan was to visit the JFK Museum after this one. I was so emotionally drained, I just walked home. And processed my visit, to use a therapy term.
I would not have missed this for the world! And I do hope that, over my years, I have learned to be an Upstander.
Owie, Owie, Ouch, Ouch
The web site for the Segway tour is amazingly comprehensive. http://www.dallassegwaytours.com/
And they even go so far as to have a page of photos taken just for your own particular group: http://www.dallassegwaytours.com/Photos/March11/03-08-11-1/1.html
One small fact that they don't touch upon is that riding a Segway is exercise. I don't know why the idea didn't occur to me beforehand, but it didn't. I guess that I thought that one just stood still up top and moved ones arms to get the thing to move. But there is more to it than that. You are moving your ENTIRE bod - booty and all!
For example, if you are going along a hill crosswise, to keep things upright and yet traveling in the proper direction, you must lean your body towards the hill but keep your weight towards the Segway, if that makes sense. After about half an hour, I found myself sort of dancing on the machine. Like riding a bike, or skiing, or roller skating, after a while it becomes instinctual. And the Segway involves the whole body to get it to move. Lean forward and you go forward. Lean forward a lot and you go forward FAST. Lean forward a lot and turn your hand to the left and I would imagine you would fall down. But in a most spectacular fashion.
The three of us on my tour were not of an age to be leaning forward a lot, but our tour guide told us that on some tours there are hot dogs who have to try it. And they do, and they fall down and everyone laughs at them so they don't do it again.
Anyway, I digress.
I slept like a rock. And when I finally woke up, realized that getting out of bed was not going to be an easy undertaking. Not only did I have muscles that were sore, I had muscles under muscles that were complaining. And I do quite a bit of walking, and have a moderately physical job, so am not TOTALLY out of shape. But, boy, did I hurt! So I, gently, rolled out of bed to get some breakfast.
Thank heaven for room service! And for the lovely hot water in the shower that came sprinkling down without end! It helped a little, but not a huge amount, so I decided that a "stay close to home" day was called for. And I did just that! Napped, read the paper, watched t.v.
My friends came in town Wed. night, so they came over to my hotel and we hung around in the living room and caught up on who was doing what, and how silly we were way back when and drank oodles of Diet Pop.
A low key day. But a Very Nice Day.
Where Oh Where Has The Blogger Gone?
I now understand what happens to blogs when they start out great guns and then just sort of slide off into Neverneverland. I got so busy vacationing that coming home (i.e., back to the hotel room) and creeping into the big comfy bed with the hundreds of soft pillows was more important then spending time on the computer.
BUT -
I did discover that I can't go and go and go anymore like I once could. I think it's a combination of my physical problems and the drugs I take to combat those problems. It seems to work better, I seem to work better, if I do one day of sightseeing stuff and one day resting. Watching tv, reading books, hanging with friends, whatever. I feel a little guilty, that I'm on vacation, dammit, and I should be out DOING SOMETHING, but by NOT seeing everything that I want to see, then I have a wonderful reason to come back and visit that place again. And again.
So I will pick up this blog where I left off.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Oh, Dear
I was duly chastised by Georgie, who pointed out that I had not kept up with my blogging duties. I had been taking pictures, and editing them, but I hadn't realized until just now that I had not been doing the writing part of things and that he was indeed correct.
Oops.
Can I plead that I've been busy vacationing as hard as I can and the days just sort of slip slide away?
Back to work here.
Tuesday was my Segway tour of Dallas day. If you don't know what a Segway is, just Google it. I can't for the life of me think of a description that does it justice! But it is one hell of a good way to tour a new city. You aren't closed up behind the windows of a bus - you are right there experiencing whatever it is. If this makes any sense.
Because it was the middle of the week, our tour group was not terribly large. Just me and a couple from Calgary, Canada. And the two tour guides. Who knew their stuff! Now, come along and learn more than you wanted to know about Dallas:
The first shot was when the Presidents limo was under a sign which crossed the road. The next shot was maybe 20 ft away, and is shown by this "X" in the road.
So it was a really nice surprise to be treated to the sight of this tremendous sculpture commemorating the days of cowboys and cattle drives. Although calling it a sculpture doesn't do it justice - there are a shitload of individual animals (I believe the guide said 40?) and they are all unique. They are arranged like they are being herded on a drive by cowboys.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
The Horn On The Train Goes "Toot, Toot, Toot!"
Whoever originally designed the train whistle did one heck of a good job figuring out how it should sound. No matter how many times I listened to it, I still loved the sound of it blowing through each town we passed through.
There are so many fun aspects to train travel. Some things you may think of, and some are surprising. I love the ability to walk around. Sit in the observation car, surrounded by windows, and watch the landscape move by. Walk to the lounge to get a pop or sandwich. Just get up and walk if you feel your ankles swelling.
Train passengers are different from plane passengers. They talk with each other more. It may be because the trip takes a longer time, or it may be just because we all share a love of train travel. I have yet to meet anyone who says that they had a miserable train trip and they can't wait until they can get on an airplane again!
I met two wonderful women this trip. Both in the vicinity of my age bracket. Both traveling solo. Both open about their lives. One I never even got her name, but the other I hope turns into a long-time friend.
But it was so affirming to me to have had our Heavenly Father send these two angels. It proved to me that the direction my life is going now IS the right direction, and there are many other people besides me who are traveling it. People that are willing to walk with me and teach me on this journey, even if it is only for a fractional amount of time. And all I have to do is overcome my shyness about talking with them.
Now, what you have been waiting for......the pictures of my little Tin Can of a rail room.
Chicago, Chicago, That Wonderful Town!
I had mentioned before that my hotel in Chicago was just great. And it continued great up until check-out. They slipped the bill under my door, everything was just as it was supposed to be. Thinking about it later, I realized that they hadn't asked to see my AARP card to verify that I was eligible for the Senior rate. Guess more gray is showing up amongst the brown than what I care to believe!
To begin to catch up on the picture scene, here are the pics from our stay in Chicago:
What Happened To Monday?
But, BOY, am I rested now!
So following are the blog entries to catch up to where we are for today.......
Sunday, March 6, 2011
ALL ABOARD!!!!
I think it took all of about ten minutes of leaving Chicago's Union Station, listening to the "clack-clack" of the wheels and feeling the motion of the train, to realize that I felt truly relaxed for the first time in a long time. I find myself spending a lot of time just gazing out the window. At nothing in particular.
Jim is the name of our Sleeping Car Attendant. From what I can tell, his sole job is to keep us happy. He keeps us supplied with ice and drinks, and will stop by to "turn down our beds" starting at 8:45 tonight. Anything we want or need, or any questions we have, we just push a magic button and *WHOOSH* Jim will appear.
Our accomodations are not like those you see on the Orient Express, with all the fine mahogany and huge compartments. Although my room is pretty darn spacious. Several years ago, I drove to New York State to visit a friend of mine, and took a car ferry across Lake Michigan. It was at night, and one could choose to either sleep on deck or rent a "stateroom." I picked the room. It was all metal, which surprised me as I was expecting something like on a cruise ship. But I suppose touring the Caribbean and negotiating the Great Lakes are two different animals.
My rail room is also all metal. Nice metal, but metal nonetheless. The bathroom (tiny separate partition with a toilet) also serves as the shower. I can't wait to see how I'm going to manuever this one! No, there will be NO pictures posted of the process, although I may post a pic or two of the room!
No pictures or video (if I can figure THAT process out now!) until tomorrow, though. I have internet access, after a fashion, but it does go in and out as we travel on down the line. Dicey at best. So even my words are going to be limited.
We have just completed our stop at Bloomington-Normal. A complete stop, so smokers can go out and smoke. They only get three stops to do that. I imagine some of them are none too great to travel with, given those constraints.
Coming down from Joilet, we have spent some of the time following the old Route 66. Which is another trip that is on my Bucket List. (The list of things I want to do before I kick the bucket). I want to follow the old route all the way from Chicago to Los Angeles. And the little bit that we followed hasn't dimmed that wish. It looks like tons of fun. To be able to really visit small town America before it disappears forever.
Looks like we may be heading into a storm (BIG black clouds), and my connection is going haywire. Anyway, it's almost time for supper. ANYTHING on the menu we want. I keep flipping back and forth between steak and bbq ribs. MMMMMMMMM. Either will be a wise choice, I think.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Day One
We finally got on the road. Railroad, that is. I only have one suggestion for Amtrak.....perhaps they should consider making one of the cars a "Crying Car," like there is a "Crying Room" in churches where the youngest of the babies can go and be as vocal as they want. It's not that I don't love babies, but listening to eight solid hours of crying (and parents hollering at the top of their lungs, "MATTHEW STOP" "ANDREW STOP") tends to get on ones nerves. Add to that the fact that said parents were evidently hard of hearing (I suppose from all the crying), and, since we were late, they had to spend an inordinate amount of time on their cell phones re-arranging things - it wasn't a really calming way to begin a vacation.
Thank heavens for Bose headphones!
There were a couple of really cool happenings. Several deer went running across the fields from us. There were a LOT of folks at train crossings taking pictures of the train. I had never noticed before how many wild animal tracks there are in the middle of the Cities (St. Paul & Minneapolis) until we were cruising through and I could see all sorts of tracks in the snow that didn't belong to humans.
By the time I made it down to the Lounge to get something for lunch, all they had left was hot dogs. And no diet pop. Or anything but sugar pop. By the time we hit Chicago, I was one thirsty lady. I hit a newspaper stand and guzzled down 40 oz. of Coke Zero in record time. Live and learn on that one. You had best believe that I'm going to have my own supplies with me when I step onto the train tomorrow for the longest leg of the journey!
My room at the LaQuinta is exquisite. My mom would be proud of my taste! The bathroom is about the size of my bedroom at home. And the bedroom is about the size of my apartment. I feel like one Rich Bitch!
But for now, I am one Tired Rich Bitch, so am going to try and load a couple of pictures and crawl into bed. I haven't slept much the past two nights and it finally caught up with me. Well, that and the fact that it was cloudy and gloomy again most of today. I do hope we are able to find some sunlight tomorrow!
Here's the station! |
We are here, but the train isn't. |
Might as well go to our favorite little Diner and get breakfast. |
Ah! Nothing like the first cup of the morning! |
Waiting around is SUCH fun! |
The Three Stooges? |
Finally we are on our way, on the great Empire Builder! |
Gee, Shadow, hope you miss me just a LITTLE bit! |
Hurry Up And Wait
The train is a bit late. Like about two hours worth. Not a big deal to me, as I am ON VACATION and don't have a time frame. But I feel really, really sorry for the enormous family (nine all together) sitting next to us with the scads of younger children. Who keep asking Mom and Dad if the train is ever going to be getting here. And then running around the Waiting Area.
Poor kids. I feel for them. There is only so much to occupy a young brain in Waiting Areas. Moving the assorted foods around in the Food Carousel Automat thingie can only be classified as "fun" for so long.
I feel even more sorry for the parents. Who so far have shown an extrordinary amount of patience. And who have yet to raise their voices to said children.
The rest of the passengers? Napping. Walking around. Reading. Charging up cell phones.
UPDATE: The train is in Elk River. Anticipated ETA is about another 30 minutes. Then time to unload many passengers. The conductor will let us know when we can board.........
A Temporary Glitch
I am not terribly good with numbers. When I was younger (younger grade school, that is), I was, but then once I hit the Sixth Grade it all vanished. For years I blamed it on Geometry. That's the year we got into theorems. And, for the life of me, I didn't then and still don't, see the point of proving something that has already been proven.
But it was also the year after I had my major fall from the galloping horse during that summer. The worst spill I ever took. To the extent that I lost consciousness for a bit, and became a little scared of horses after that. Well, lo and behold!, while doing all kinds of tests on my melon to try and find the cause of my seizures, the docs have found some "abnormalities" in my brain exactly where I landed during that fall. And numerical reasoning is one of the skills controlled by that particular region. So maybe I'm not just stupid - maybe it's physical.......
Be that as it may, I do have trouble with numbers. In different ways.
Last night, I finally stopped at the store to pick up more ink for my printer to print out all my rail and hotel and airline reservations. Just in case. Not that anything would happen, like a lost reservation, but it is best to be prepared. Up until now, I haven't even looked at the confirmations. Just noted mentally that they had arrived and put them into a separate folder so I wouldn't accidently bleep them off my screen while doing one of my infrequent but intense computer cleanings.
Rail was fine. Hotels were fine. I've made some reservations for activities - all good. Which left me, late at night, with only the flight home to double check. Printed it out, scanned through it quickly, and noticed that the date of return WAS MARCH 6TH NOT MARCH 13TH. Crap - I had gotten the weekends mixed up.
I figured - eh, no problemo. Just go to "Delta.com" and change the date! Not so easy. For the first several tries, the website refused to accept my confirmations of who I was. I was getting ready to call them for help, but noticed that if a customer makes a change on the website, it is free. If they involve a ticketing agent, it costs $150.00. For that kind of change, I can spend a LONG time trying to figure things out!
Finally got through. Whew. Told the site I wanted to change the date of my reservation. It gave me several options. I picked one, and got the dreaded message, "Unable to complete your request." Do you think you can just back up and pick another flight? HECK NO!!!!! You are obliged to start from Square One.
So I did.
And picked a different flight.
With the same result.
I went through all the flights and got exactly the same result with each of them. By this point, I've been working on this dang problem for close to an hour and am starting to think that the $150.00 would be money well spent. More than that, though, I'm also thinking that there is a troll lurking in the website itself.
So I took a very deep breath and called their Customer Service number. And was put on hold, listening to staticy music that kept cutting in and out. It might just be me, but I don't have a great deal of confidence in the ability of a Tech department to resolve a problem if they can't even keep their Muzak running correctly. But I digress.
A Customer Service girl (why do they always sound like they are about 20 years old??????) finally answered. In a tone of voice that implied I had woken her from her nap. I went through the whole problem and was treated to a lengthy period of silence. That was finally broken by her statement that my ticket was nonrefundable and I couldn't make any change in it whatsoever. All I could do was buy another ticket.
Great.
So how much is THAT going to set me back? Ticka Ticka Ticka on the computer keys, and her voice comes back, suddenly sounding incredibly perky, saying, "That will be only $800.00. Can I book your reservation right now?" I won't repeat my direct answer to her, but the gist of it was that I would fly Delta when the Vikings win five Super Bowls in a row and Bud Grant wins Best Comic Standing.
There are few things in life that can make a person feel more helpless than knowing they will soon be thousands of miles away from their home base and they have no way to get home. After a couple of deep breaths (VERY deep breaths), I looked at Amtrak for the return trip. Incredibly inexpensive, but all that they had available was coach seats. I am at that stage in life where just the thought of riding in a train seat for close to 30 hours (and trying to sleep in said seat) just held no appeal.
Thank goodness, William Shatner popped into my mind. Checked his website and found a flight on Sun Country for $330.00. On Sunday. March 13th. Later than my original one. It is still a $330.00 mistake, but it is a hell of a lot better than an $800.00 mistake!
It took me most of the rest of the evening to stop hyperventilating.
And I won't even go into what I had to do this week to get my meds all taken care of. But taken care of they are, and I am very happily ensconced at a new little pharmacy.
And in about eight hours I will be very happily ensconced in a rail seat, watching the world go by as I officially begin my vacation!
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Preparations Continue
Tonight is my last night of work. I need to do some medical issue cleaning up stuff tomorrow during the day, so I can play to my hearts content without worrying that I'm going to have some major medical and end up spending my vacation in a hospital bed looking out at the outside world. Done THAT one too many times!
So I'm looking forward to the actual start of my time off. And my time "on" to enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!